earth sex

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When a guy who's too ugly to get laid decides to stick his pecker in the ground like it's a toilet and hopes the rain will wash away his shame.

My buddy tried earth sex in the park. The mud was so thick, he had to take a selfie with his helmet still on.

I saw a guy doing earth sex in the middle of the street. He looked like a confused frog.

He did earth sex in the school yard. The principal yelled at him and gave him a detention.

A man so desperate he thinks the ground is a hot girl and tries to make her wet just by sticking his willy in the mud.

My uncle did earth sex on a rainy day. He came inside and smelled like wet dirt and regret.

A guy tried earth sex in the park. The kids laughed so hard, one of them fell off the swing.

He did earth sex in the middle of the highway. The cops thought he was high.

When a guy who can’t get a date sticks his junk in the mud like it’s a dating app and hopes the ground will accept him.

He did earth sex in the backyard. The dog ran away and didn’t come back for a week.

My cousin tried earth sex on a rainy night. He came inside with mud all over his pants and a sad face.

He did earth sex in the mall. The security guard kicked him out and said he was a weirdo.