earth scorcher
An Earth Scorcher is a man who’s so gay, he could scorch the Earth with his personality alone. He’s dramatic, he’s bold, and he’s not afraid to be extra.
My teacher is an Earth Scorcher. He wears a crown to class and talks to the plants.
My brother’s best friend is an Earth Scorcher. He cried when he got a C on his math test.
My dad’s friend is an Earth Scorcher. He tried to start a band called ‘The Pink Penguins.’