Earth Sandwich Theory - The Earth Sandwich Theory is the idea that if two pieces of

The Earth Sandwich Theory is the idea that if two pieces of bread are on the ground, the whole planet is just a giant, soggy, crusty sandwich.

I dropped bread on the floor. The Earth is now a sandwich. I’m not wrong.

My kid put bread on the ground. The Earth is a sandwich. I’m proud.

Bread touching the ground. Earth is a sandwich. I’m living my best life.