earth molding
A 37-year-old man's excuse for why he can’t do anything else, even though he’s been doing the same thing for 15 years.
He says, 'I can’t get a new job. I’m too good at earth molding.' His boss says, 'You’re too bad at it.'
He tweets, 'Earth molding is my passion. Also, my only skill.' His followers reply, 'We know.'
He texts his friend, 'I’m still doing earth molding. I can’t even do that right.' His friend replies, 'You’re like a broken machine.'