Earth Jerk - You get buried in dirt up to your waist by a girl. She then

You get buried in dirt up to your waist by a girl. She then takes your flaccid penis and jerks it like it’s a broken toy.

At the park, I got Earth Jerked by a girl wearing a cat costume.

During lunch, my friend got Earth Jerked by his crush and spilled his soup.

I got Earth Jerked in my mom’s garden and now it’s full of dirt.