Earth Girl
An Earth girl isn’t hot, but she’s got a personality so strong it could make a grumpy old man smile. She’s the girl you date just to get her weird vibes and her terrible sense of style.
My crush is an Earth girl. She wears socks with sandals and thinks that’s stylish. #FashionDisaster
I dated an Earth girl. She once told me my hair was ‘a fire hazard.’ #Compliment
She’s not hot, but she can talk to plants and they listen. #PlantWhisperer