earth, fire, water, air (lays) - A joke that makes Lays look like they’re hiding from the chi

A joke that makes Lays look like they’re hiding from the chip police. It says they only put 30% chips in the bag and 70% air. Who even does that?

I told my mom about Lays and she said, 'I’ve been eating air for years!'

My brother opened a bag and it went 'whoosh!' like it was haunted.

I took a bite and it was just a whisper of a chip.