earth fam
Earth fam is your go-to group when you need a laugh, a hug, or someone to yell at you when you’re being a total idiot. It’s like family, but with more snacks and fewer responsibilities.
My earth fam is the reason I don’t live in a dumpster.
I texted my earth fam at 3 AM because I was crying over a sandwich.
My earth fam is the only thing stopping me from quitting my job and becoming a full-time weirdo.