earth dragon
When someone from the North tastes your junk and right before they cum, they turn around and poop in your mouth. Then they laugh and say the funniest joke ever. You cum so hard you blow out your nose.
My friend from the North tasted my junk and pooped in my mouth. He said, 'I like your junk.'
My cousin from the North pooped in my mouth. I screamed and blew out my nose.
My brother tasted my junk and pooped in my mouth. He said, 'I'm gonna make you cry.'