Earsula
Earsula is a cleaning freak who also cooks. She’ll yell at you if you bug her. She has a ton of weapons and wants to stab things. She loves to party and drink, even though she cusses a lot.
Earsula: 'I just cleaned the whole house, and you made a mess. I’m gonna scream until you’re crying.'
Earsula: 'I’m making lasagna, and if you talk, I’m gonna throw it at you.'
Earsula: 'I’m drunk, I have a sword, and I’m mad. You’re going down.'