earshoes
Earshoes are like fuzzy socks for your ears, but they're full of nonsense and loud noises. You wear them when you're too dumb to understand what someone is saying and your brain is too lazy to work.
'I said the dog ate my homework,' says Lisa. 'I heard you,' says Chris. 'You heard me wrong,' says Lisa. 'You're wearing earshoes.'
'I told you the pizza was cold,' says Dad. 'I heard you,' says Tim. 'You heard me wrong,' says Dad. 'You're wearing earshoes.'
'I said we're going to the movies,' says Mike. 'I heard you,' says Jeff. 'You heard me wrong,' says Mike. 'You're wearing earshoes.'