Earschplittenloudenboomer - The result of a nuclear bomb being dropped in a bathroom.

The result of a nuclear bomb being dropped in a bathroom.

My teacher’s voice when she saw my report card was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The sound of the school bell at 8 a. m. was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.

The moment my dad opened the Christmas presents was an Earschplittenloudenboomer.