Earring Pansexual
These people are so into earrings, they’d rather die than wear a normal one. They’re like a earring junkie.
He spent $200 on a earring. I asked why. He said it looked like a spaceship.
She tried to convince me to wear a earring. I said no. She said I was a earring heretic.
He wore a earring on his nose. I asked if he was trying to be a monster.