earregular - When your ears are being extra and making you hear things th

When your ears are being extra and making you hear things that aren’t there, like your mom yelling from the other side of the planet.

I heard my mom yelling at me from Mars. My ears are lying to me.

My ears are so loud, I think they’re trying to take over my brain.

I swear my ears just told me my dog is plotting against me.