earpologist - Someone who thinks Wynonna Earp is the most important thing

Someone who thinks Wynonna Earp is the most important thing since pizza. They live and die by her stupid magic.

I’m a full-time earpologist. I don’t work. I just watch Wynonna fight ghosts and complain about her life.

I cried when the Earpers lost. I haven’t stopped crying since.

I know every single curse Wynonna ever said. I could recite them backward if I had to.