earphoneless - Somebody called me earphoneless and I told them they were a

Somebody called me earphoneless and I told them they were a total idiot and now they’re mad at me.

In the hallway, someone says, 'You’re earphoneless!' I say, 'You’re the one who doesn’t know what earphones are.' They punch me in the arm.

My cousin says, 'You’re earphoneless.' I say, 'You’re just a total idiot.' He throws a soda at me.

On Instagram, someone says, 'You’re earphoneless.' I reply, 'You’re just a total idiot.' They comment, 'You’re a total idiot too.'