Earphone Syndrome - Earphone Syndrome is when your earphone is your only friend

Earphone Syndrome is when your earphone is your only friend and you’re too dumb to notice it’s been in for days.

I don’t talk to my friends. I only talk to my earphone.

I took a shower with my earphone in. I didn’t even notice.

I had a dream about my earphone. I woke up and didn’t take it out.