earphone phaker

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A sneaky bastard who wears earphones like they're holy and pretends to be jamming to music, but really they're eavesdropping on your dumb conversations. They’re probably laughing at you or planning to haunt you.
He had earphones on like he was at a concert, but he was listening to my lunch conversation about my ex.
She pretended to be into her playlist, but she was listening to my mom yell at my brother.
He had earphones on and was clearly listening to my friends talking about his weird face.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone acts like they’re into their music, but they’re actually spying on you like you're on a reality show. They might even whisper to themselves about how dumb you are.
He had his earphones on and was whispering 'this guy is a total idiot' while I was talking about my day.
She was listening to her playlist, but she was eavesdropping on my friend’s rant about her job.
He had earphones on and was talking to himself about my terrible taste in food.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who fakes being into music just so they can hear your conversations and think you’re totally clueless. They might even laugh at you or record you.
He had his earphones on like he was in a concert, but he was laughing at my awkward conversation with my crush.
She was pretending to be into her music, but she was recording my rant about my boss.
He was listening to his playlist, but he was hearing my friend talk about how ugly he is.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A jerk who puts on earphones like they're a superhero mask, but they’re actually listening to your dumb talks and thinking you're a total dork.
He had earphones on like he was in a superhero movie, but he was listening to my friend talk about my bad haircut.
She had her earphones on and was thinking 'this guy is the worst' while I was talking about my day.
He had his earphones on and was laughing at my friend's terrible dating life.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who puts on earphones like they’re the president, but they’re really listening to your conversations and thinking you're totally clueless.
He had earphones on like he was the president, but he was listening to my friend talk about my weird crush.
She had her earphones on and was thinking 'this guy is a total dork' while I was talking about my job.
He had earphones on and was eavesdropping on my friend's terrible life choices.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone puts on earphones like they're doing a magic trick, but they're really listening to your conversation and planning to make fun of you later.
He had earphones on like he was doing a magic trick, but he was listening to my friend talk about my weird taste in food.
She had her earphones on and was planning to make fun of me later because I was talking about my terrible crush.
He had earphones on and was laughing at my friend's terrible dating life.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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