earpal tunnel
a cursed ear condition where your ear feels like it's being crushed by a jackhammer from the inside. usually happens when you wear headphones for too long, like a brain-dead call center worker.
'My ear is about to fall off. I've been on calls for 12 hours straight.'
'I swear my ear is going to explode. This headset is tighter than my jeans.'
'I just took the headset off and my ear is screaming for help.'
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