Earophile
When you look at someone’s ears and think, 'I could live off of these.' It's like ear porn, but you're the one getting high.
I saw my neighbor’s ears and I got hard. I’m not even gay.
My ears are so good, they make my face look like a side dish.
I told my dog I’d give him a treat if he looked at my ears. He did. I gave him two.