Earnalism
When a guy tries to shove his junk into your ear. Only works if he’s a total mess or your ears are bigger than a dump truck.
'He tried to stick his thing in my ear. I told him to stop before I stuck his face in my mouth.'
'My friend tried to do it and got stuck. His face was red and his thing was in my ear.'
'He’s got a big thing and tiny ears. He’s not an Earnalist, he’s a loser.'