Earmple
An earmple is a smelly, angry pimple in your ear that acts like it’s deciding which way to explode. It’s cursed by a gay god who got super mad at a dumb cowboy for being too confused to know what’s going on.
I popped my earmple during a video game match. My opponent said I was ‘unplayable’ and quit.
My ear smelled like a gym sock after my earmple popped. My dog ran away.
I tried to hide my earmple during a first date. It popped. I got a ‘nice try’ and a ‘please leave’.