Earlymothersday - Earlymothersday is when you either cook your mom breakfast o

Earlymothersday is when you either cook your mom breakfast or buy her a stupid gift just to shut her up before she starts nagging you again.

I made my mom pancakes. She said I was being nice. I said I was doing it to save my life.

I bought my mom a necklace. It was a lie. She still thinks I’m a good kid.

My mom got a gift. I got a lecture. I wish I had a time machine.