Earlymothersday - Earlymothersday is a fake holiday where you try to impress y

Earlymothersday is a fake holiday where you try to impress your mom with something small so she doesn’t yell at you the rest of the week.

I gave my mom coffee. She said it was thoughtful. I said it was the only thing I could afford.

My mom got flowers. I got a warning. Flowers are better than a warning.

I tried to be nice. My mom tried to be annoying. We both lost.