Earlyitis syndrome
Earlyitis is when you show up way too early just because you're afraid of being late, and you end up acting like you're the only person who matters in the whole world.
I showed up at the store 1 hour before it opened. I had time to eat, drink, and still had time to feel like I was the most important person there.
I got to the gym 30 minutes before it even opened. I just stood there looking like I had no idea what I was doing.
I showed up at the meeting 2 hours early and just sat there like I was waiting for a sign from the universe.