Early Snake gets the Cake
If you come early, you get cake. Worms are for people who think they’re cool. I’d rather eat cake than get a worm up my nose. This is not that poem from hell. Dylan made it up in 2019. It’s the best thing since free pizza on Fridays.
I showed up at the bakery first and got the cake. My friend showed up second and got a worm. I gave him the cake and he cried.
My boss said if I arrive early, I get cake. I arrived at 7 AM. My coworker arrived at 8 AM and got a worm. I ate cake. He ate a worm. Life is unfair.
At the party, the first person got the cake. The second person got a worm. The third person got a worm and a middle finger.