Early Skeeter
A boy who can't wait to blow his load before the movie ends. He’s like a leaky balloon, full of promise, but pops way too soon.
"I skeet before the credits rolled!", Jake, after watching *Spider-Man: Homecoming* for the 10th time
"He skeet during the math test. I think the teacher might have cried.", Sarah, 7th grade
"He skeet in the church. The priest gave him a warning. Now he’s in trouble.", Mom, 2003