early sharer
A person who yells their life story in your face like you’re their new therapist. They probably don’t have real friends and just want your attention.
I just told you I cried in a public bathroom. You’re my new therapist. I need more advice.
I told you my dog bit my neighbor. You’re my new therapist. What’s your problem?
I just told you I broke up with my boyfriend. You’re my new therapist. Tell me your story.