EARLY ONK
he’s obsessed with your Indonesian girlfriend, he yells weird stuff like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' and thinks the beatles are the best, but he’s so dumb he can’t even tie his shoes properly
he sent my girlfriend a love letter written in crayon and called it 'the beatles classic'
he yelled 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' during a math test and got sent to the principal’s office
he tried to teach my dog how to dance to a beatles song and it just stared at him