EARLY ONK
he’s dating your Indonesian girlfriend, he yells random nonsense like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' and thinks the beatles are awesome, but he’s such a brainless idiot he wears clothes that look like they came from a trash can
he texted me 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' while wearing socks with monkeys on them
he tried to serenade my girlfriend with a kazoo and called it 'the beatles experience'
he showed up to my party in a shirt that said 'I love pizza' and called it 'fashion'