Early November Gift
A present that makes you wonder why your friend still talks to you in early November.
He gave me a rubber chicken. I tried to use it as a pillow. It woke me up at night.
She gave me a coupon for a fake pizza. I used it. I got a real pizza. I was confused.
He gave me a whoopee cushion. I blew it. The teacher gave me a detention. I was ruined.