early morning whore - the kind of prostitute who shows up before the birds start s

the kind of prostitute who shows up before the birds start singing. they’re old, broke, and don’t care if you stink.

she came to my door in pajamas and a bathrobe. i said, 'you look like you just fell out of a trash can.'

she took my money and said, 'i’ll give you a discount if you promise to never come back.'

i asked if she had a name. she said, 'i had a name. it died with my dignity.'