early house
A bar in Dublin that opens so early it's basically a crime. It started with tired workers needing a drink, but now it's for anyone too lazy to wait until lunch.
'I went to the early house before my alarm went off. I was already drunk by 7 a. m.'
'The early house is like a trap. You go in for one drink, and you end up staying until noon.'
'I can't be bothered to wake up. I just go to the early house and pretend it's still night.'