Early Early - A time so early that it's basically a medical condition caus

A time so early that it's basically a medical condition caused by too much coffee and not enough respect for your body.

She got up at Early Early just to text her ex. He blocked her. Now she’s mad at coffee.

He had Early Early erections so bad, he woke up his whole neighborhood.

My dog woke me up at Early Early. I threw a shoe. He ran away. I cried.