Early Cuyler
Early Cuyler is a redneck squid who lives in the woods with his mom, sister Lil, and his son. He drinks cheap liquor, robs the grocery store, fights cops, and screams at a band called Lynyrd Skynyrd like he's in a rock concert.
Early Cuyler robs the store again. He’s got a donkey-penis hat and a mullet. He’s a menace.
Early Cuyler’s son, Rusty, is the cutest. Early Cuyler doesn’t know that. He just robs stores and gets high.
I saw Early Cuyler at church. He was wearing a donkey-penis hat and yelling at the preacher.