Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when the sun is so early it’s basically cheating

My alarm went off at 6 AM and I screamed like I was being tortured.

The sun came up before I could finish my coffee. That’s just rude.

I woke up to the sun and my mom yelling at me for being late to school.

2

the time when even your coffee is tired

I drank my coffee at 7 AM and it was like it had a second job.

The sun was up and my coffee was already sad.

My coffee didn’t even try to wake me up. It just stared at me.

3

the hour when your brain is still in pajamas

I tried to think at 8 AM and my brain was still in my pajamas.

My brain didn’t wake up until I poured my third cup of coffee.

I was still in pajamas and my brain was still in bed.

4

the moment the day starts and your body is still sleeping

The day started at 9 AM and my body was still asleep.

I heard the day start and my body just said 'nope' and went back to sleep.

The sun came up and my body said 'I’m not ready yet.'

5

when the sun shows up uninvited and your brain is still in bed

The sun showed up at 6 AM and my brain was still in bed.

The sun came in like it owned the place and my brain didn’t even wake up.

I was in bed and the sun said 'hello' and my brain said 'not now.'

6

the time when your brain is still in pajamas and the sun is too loud

My brain was in pajamas and the sun was yelling at me.

I was still in pajamas and the sun was too loud for my brain to handle.

The sun was too loud and my brain was still in pajamas.