early adulthood - Early adulthood is when you’re old enough to know better but

Early adulthood is when you’re old enough to know better but still too dumb to make good choices.

I got a tattoo of a cat and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

I spent my entire paycheck on a new phone and now I’m broke.

I said I’d be home by 10 and now it’s 1 in the morning.