early adopter
Someone who thinks they're the king of cool by buying new tech before it's even out of the box and then ends up with a pile of useless gadgets and no money.
I got a smart fridge that tells me it's out of milk, but I don’t care because I can’t afford milk anymore.
I tried to use my smartwatch to pay for coffee and it just fell into the coffee.
My smart mirror said I’m ugly, but I don’t believe it because I have no money.