early adopter
A person who buys the newest tech just to show off, even though they end up broke and their house looks like a landfill.
I bought a smart fridge that told me I was out of cereal, but I can’t afford cereal.
I tried to use my smart mirror, but it just said I look like a mess and I believe it.
My smartwatch fell in the toilet and now it's just a soggy piece of plastic.
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