earlshittinlamerboomer
An earlshittinlamerboomer is when you take one huge dump so big it looks like the toilet is about to burst and your turd floats on top like it’s the boss of the whole bowl.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my toilet looked like it was going to burst into flames.
My earlshittinlamerboomer was so big, it had a whole team of turds helping it out.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my turd was so big, it had its own army.