Earlobelessness
When you are born without the fleshy part of your ear that everyone else has; you’re like the ugly cousin of the earlobe family.
I asked for an ear piercing, and the guy said, 'You don’t have an earlobe. What even is this?'
My friend says I look like a broken toy. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds bad.
My mom says I was born with a hole in my head. I don’t know if that’s true, but I believe it.