Earlobelessness
A total lack of earlobes; you're the kind of person who would be laughed at if they tried to wear earrings in a crowd.
I tried to wear earrings, and people laughed at me. I was embarrassed.
My teacher said I looked like a robot with a head injury. I didn’t know what that meant, but it sounded bad.
I asked my mom if I had earlobes, and she said, 'No, you were born with a hole in your head.' I don’t like that.