Earlobelessness
A birth defect so bad, you don’t have the soft part of your ear that everyone else has; you're the kind of person who gets picked on for having no earlobes.
My brother says I look like a dog with a head injury. I don’t know what that means, but I’m mad.
I tried to get an ear piercing, and the guy said I was a lost cause.
My friend says I’m the ugliest person in the class. I don’t know if that’s true, but I believe it.