Earlma
a person who looks like a dream but talks like a drunk sailor. people think she’s a demon because she cusses at trees. she’s just trying to help everyone. she needs a lot of hugs or she’ll punch the sun
earlma cussed the tree for not growing. now the tree is in time out
i gave earlma a hug. she gave me a side eye and a cuss
earlma saved my goldfish again. now i have to hug her