earlish
A term for people who are so early, they're like the human version of a toaster. They pop up before the coffee is even ready and they don’t even ask for a second chance.
"I was earlish because I had to go to work before my cat even yawned."
Text: "Why are you up at 5 a. m.? I'm still in bed and I'm not even angry yet."
Tweet: "Earlish? I'm earlish with a side of being a toaster."