earlinne
She’s the kind of woman who makes you question your life choices. Rare. Like a unicorn who also knows how to curse you in 5 different languages.
She told me I was a ‘messed-up bag of chips.’ I told her I was just ‘not her brand.’
I tried to impress her. She said I was ‘a side dish, not the main course.’
She walked in, I walked out. I didn’t even get a free snack.