Earlich
Earlich is like when your friend says 'be real' but they're also lying, and you're just confused and mad.
"Earlich! You said you'd come over, but you were at the mall with your girlfriend.", said by a friend who waited 3 hours.
"Earlich, I didn't go to the mall, I went to the gym and did 100 push-ups.", which was a lie.
"Earlich, I'm not mad, I'm just confused and a little bit sore.", said by someone who got lied to and then did 100 push-ups."