Earlich - Earlich is like when you get told to be real, but you're sti

Earlich is like when you get told to be real, but you're still lying, and your penis gets longer and your brain gets confused.

"Earlich! You said you'd finish your homework, but you're still eating candy and watching cartoons.", said by a teacher.

"Earlich, I didn't eat candy, I was training for the Olympics.", which was a lie.

"Earlich, my penis is 8 cm longer and my brain is confused.", said by a kid who lied to his teacher."