Earlfight
A big mess of a fight that happens when people argue about the worst ways to waste time, like Myspace and AOL IM. Usually happens between girls who still think they're popular, guys who are still trying to impress, and guys who look like they got hit by a truck.
'You still use Myspace? I had to put my dog's name as my username.' 'At least I didn't have to type my password with my eyes closed.'
DM: 'You used to fight over AOL IM? I had to log in with my brother's password.'
Text: 'I still have my Myspace page. It says I'm 15, but I'm 25 and still single.'