Earley
An Earley is a guy who takes drugs, sleeps with people, and thinks he’s the anti-christ. He’s a total mess, but he’s also kind of cool in a weird way.
He Earleyed his ex and told her he was the anti-christ.
He Earleyed his job and got fired for smoking too much weed.
He Earleyed his whole life and now he’s a total disaster.